BY: ERIC RIGGS AND KENI BOUNDS
You are invited to pay your last respects to Grave Digger, who at the untimely age of 87 has passed away. Grave’s attorney, Murphy S. Law is presiding over the estate and trying keep the covetous family somewhat at bay. Murphy is holding Grave’s last Will and Testament close to him as well as Grave’s twenty-something widow close to him. What funeral would be complete without an ex-wife? Grave’s first wife Anna and her rude and foul mouthed son Davy are there to make sure that their names are in the will. Also in attendance is Grave’s favorite (and only) nephew Redd as well as his loud mouth wife, Rhonda who have come out of the woodwork and trailer park to see what Uncle Grave left to them. All are determined to stop at nothing to make sure they make the cut to inherit the fortune…shenanigans ensue in the race to get the will from Murphy. This dysfunctional family just proves that some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts!
THE END OF ALL MYSTERIES
IT WAS A WONDERFUL LIFE
Merry Christmas and Welcome to Santa and Mrs Claus’ annual Christmas party. On the guest list are The Tooth Fairy, Cupid, The Easter Bunny and Puxatawney Phil. All of these characters are unhappy that Santa got the better holiday. Mrs Claus has a few tricks up her sleeve and has decided to spread Holiday Cheer by exposing secrets about each of the characters.
Merry Christmas to me!
It’s Sea-Man’s Birthday party and you have been invited to his surprise party hosted by the Super-heros best friends: The Blurr (two rs…because he is THAT fast) Wonderful Woman, Superior Man and Intangible Girl. The Super-heros receive a surprise of their own when it is revealed that someone invited Sea-Man’s villain ex-wife, Cougar Woman to the party. With an appearance by reporter Kurt Clerk this is one surprise party you will not forget!
Want to improve your marriage? Motivational Couples Therapist, Gene Simmons and his Couple’s Therapist wife, Lilith are here to help! They have selected two couples from random to receive a free all-expense paid weekend retreat! Tempers and jealously flare when it is realized that the couples selected have a past together!
Don’t be alarmed…but the place where you are dining is haunted. Two ghost hunter teams are on site competing to see who gets the episode. It is soon revealed that the cast members on each show have a lot of skeletons in their closets they are just waiting to be exposed!
Emmy Mars and Josh Calhoun are getting married and you are invited to their engagement party! This is the first time the in-laws meet…and there are sure to be fireworks!! Mick Mars has just finished anger management classes…tonight will be a true test to how successful it is when he meets Nigel Calhoun…an over-sensitive extremely happy and proud dad! Meredith Mars, and ex party planner wants the wine to continue flowing to get her through the night when she realizes that Nigel’s wife is Val…Emmy’s best friend. To make things even crazier it is revealed that Josh is involved with someone who is at the engagement party.
Frank Stein is getting married and you are invited to his bachelor party thrown by his best friends Wolf Man and Dracula. There is just one problem: Frank’s nagging fiancé has been invited to join in the festivities. Throw in two naughty witches and the night gets really interesting and has Frank questioning whether or not he can vow to be with Maude til death.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and had a great fall….but was he pushed?!!? King Cole has summoned a gang of Nursery Rhyme characters who he believes might have the answer has to what exactly happened on that wall. You will soon learn there are a lot more to these characters than what you know from their nursery rhymes.
Michael wants to propose to Marie so he entrusts his best friend and “forever bachelor” to help his pull off the perfect proposal. Problems arise when an unknowing Marie invites her best friend Ann...who went on two dates with Andrew and picked up their children’s names…a big turn off to Andrew. Trouble erupts when Andrew accidently gives the ring to Ann. It’s your typical boy meets girl…boy’s friend gives ring to crazy girl…boy gets upset and tries to get other boy get ring back—a story I am sure you have heard a million times!
Jack Spratly (a well known dinner theatre writer) and his agent, Adelaide Grey are on their way to a book signing when they find themselves stranded at Battered and Brews...a restaurant owned by brother and sister duo Willis and Wendy. Craziness begins when it is realized that Wendy is "the number one fan" of Jack and Willis has a bit of an obsession with his own mother. It is an insane night that can only be describe as "The Shining meets Misery then has dinner with Psycho". Jack draws inspiration from this....and the customers in the restaurant become actors for his latest script!
Caroline is ready to be introduced into the "Scarf society". Unforunately for her mother Elizabeth, she is going to introduce her mother to her boyfriend Preston and his father Cletus.
You and Elizabeth are now invited to the mock wedding of the century. Get ready because fireworks will fly...or as Cletus would say 'Lets's not bed a dead whore here'.
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